Now I want lots and lots of sympathy. I haven't written a post for a while, I have just been too traumatised and feel in the future I may have to see a councillor. I can hardly bring myself to write the words - mother - yes mother and also father must take some part in this - have been pushing me round in a ...... PINK buggy! Now I like pink as much as the next man or woman but NOT IN PUBLIC. At first it was fun but then I got chatted up by two chicks and all was going well until one of them said "oh what a cute little girl" - I hid my face in shame - I was so embarassed. My parents have put me in my sisters buggy......damn this credit crunch it is doing nothing for my street cred! P.s. There are some things I can be grateful for, at least my hand-me-dowm bibs from my friend Bella saying I LOVE PINK and the other one saying YES I AM A GIRL - were well and truly hidden, I paid my brother and sister to hide them from Mother!
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