I AM FREE

I am so going to annoy everyone now - yep - I can crawl! I am on the loose and the women of the world had better watch out!

Nice day with Daddy

Well I have had a really nice day with daddy today. We did manly things like going shopping and housework! Mummy went out to see Auntie Ruthie Babes and Auntie Trisha and Uncle Stevie who had come over to visit from America so me and Daddy had a boys day instead. I am so near to crawling it is umbelievable!

BARBIE

No I do not mean the doll. Yesterday it was my Nanny's 60th Surprise Birthday party. It was loads of fun. We went over and I led in my car seat watching all the work go on all around me, had a bit of a snooze but not much as did not want to miss out on any fun. Mummy kept encouraging me to try and sleep but I was having none of it. We had a lovely day and I met loads and loads of relations who were all cooing over me and cuddling me it was absolutely wonderful.

My clever little mummy

How clever is my mummy,I am so proud of her. My big brother showed me one of the books mummy has written, it is about Pixies, I loved the story (well I would cuz my mummy wrote it and I love everything she does as she is ace!) I also loved the pictures in it, mummys friend Nicky drew them, there was a big girl pixie called Lenay and she got married to a big boy pixie called Forest - so cute - oh just like me!

OH THE SHAME

Now I want lots and lots of sympathy. I haven't written a post for a while, I have just been too traumatised and feel in the future I may have to see a councillor. I can hardly bring myself to write the words - mother - yes mother and also father must take some part in this - have been pushing me round in a ...... PINK buggy! Now I like pink as much as the next man or woman but NOT IN PUBLIC. At first it was fun but then I got chatted up by two chicks and all was going well until one of them said "oh what a cute little girl" - I hid my face in shame - I was so embarassed. My parents have put me in my sisters buggy......damn this credit crunch it is doing nothing for my street cred! P.s. There are some things I can be grateful for, at least my hand-me-dowm bibs from my friend Bella saying I LOVE PINK and the other one saying YES I AM A GIRL - were well and truly hidden, I paid my brother and sister to hide them from Mother!