MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

I had a lovely Christmas. Father Christmas bought me alot of stuff - he knew I had been a very good boy this year. I am nearly walking, I can stand on my own now without the aid of the sofa so I am so nearly walking, unfortunately I did not walk by the time I was one or Christmas but won't be long.

One

I have just had my first birthday and I am loving the fact I am one. I got a walker and am rushing around everywhere it is abs brilliant.

Hello

Well I am nearly a year old - I am such a grown up now. I have gone on a sleep over to my best friend G-Man's house - mummy and daddy are having a romantic evening - whatever that means. I am nearly walking, someone said I have to walk by the time I am one but considering that is two weeks I am not entirely sure I can manage it but I will try my best.

I am so cool

Well lets see what I am up to now - I am at the moment sat in my high chair eating toast and a sausage - mummy is introducing me to finger food - I am so grown up it is unbelievable! I am wrestling with my brother and sister - I shout at them alot and I have even made my sister cry bless her. I had a lovely halloween as my Auntie Tracy let me have loads of finger food too - all that involved chocolate lol

Hi

I can nearly stand alone - how about that! I am getting around, I am playing with toys, I am having such such fun at the moment. I am running my poor parents ragged. I idolize my brother and sister and chase them around everywhere trying to play with them.

I am into everythin

I am into everything now. I am having such fun. I have found a new thing though - shouting - I have found it is the only way to get attention and I have found it - Mummy is so not amused but I am finding it hillarious!

GO ME!

Well GO BOTTY GO BOTTY GO BOTTY - I have got my first little toothy peg coming through - GO BOTTY GO BOTTY GO BOTTY - I am such a cool dude.

Mummy is lazy

My mummy has been so lazy she has been out working and my daddy has been in hospital and so she has had no time to do my little bott diary - just typical. Well what has happened in my life, I am crawling, I am pulling myself up on furniture. I can say Mama, Dadda, Danel, Doggie - see I am pretty good at the D words.

Well my next target is to walk and then there will be no stopping me, so there.

Adverts

I absolutely love the adverts on tv - my favourites are Compare the Meercat.com and gocompare.com. I love them and they are so funny they make me squeal.

I am asleep

I am asleep so am having my pa (mother) type this. I am getting very tired crawling and this morning took it out of me, I had a hard morning of eating, drinking milk, crawling and sleeping. Then I had lunch and now I have fallen asleep again, I am dreaming of all the trouble I am going to cause later.

I AM FREE

I am so going to annoy everyone now - yep - I can crawl! I am on the loose and the women of the world had better watch out!

Nice day with Daddy

Well I have had a really nice day with daddy today. We did manly things like going shopping and housework! Mummy went out to see Auntie Ruthie Babes and Auntie Trisha and Uncle Stevie who had come over to visit from America so me and Daddy had a boys day instead. I am so near to crawling it is umbelievable!

BARBIE

No I do not mean the doll. Yesterday it was my Nanny's 60th Surprise Birthday party. It was loads of fun. We went over and I led in my car seat watching all the work go on all around me, had a bit of a snooze but not much as did not want to miss out on any fun. Mummy kept encouraging me to try and sleep but I was having none of it. We had a lovely day and I met loads and loads of relations who were all cooing over me and cuddling me it was absolutely wonderful.

My clever little mummy

How clever is my mummy,I am so proud of her. My big brother showed me one of the books mummy has written, it is about Pixies, I loved the story (well I would cuz my mummy wrote it and I love everything she does as she is ace!) I also loved the pictures in it, mummys friend Nicky drew them, there was a big girl pixie called Lenay and she got married to a big boy pixie called Forest - so cute - oh just like me!

OH THE SHAME

Now I want lots and lots of sympathy. I haven't written a post for a while, I have just been too traumatised and feel in the future I may have to see a councillor. I can hardly bring myself to write the words - mother - yes mother and also father must take some part in this - have been pushing me round in a ...... PINK buggy! Now I like pink as much as the next man or woman but NOT IN PUBLIC. At first it was fun but then I got chatted up by two chicks and all was going well until one of them said "oh what a cute little girl" - I hid my face in shame - I was so embarassed. My parents have put me in my sisters buggy......damn this credit crunch it is doing nothing for my street cred! P.s. There are some things I can be grateful for, at least my hand-me-dowm bibs from my friend Bella saying I LOVE PINK and the other one saying YES I AM A GIRL - were well and truly hidden, I paid my brother and sister to hide them from Mother!

Absolutely Fabulous

I told mummy that I was absolutely fabulous and she of course totally agreed. Then she started waffling on about the programme Absolutely Fabulous, I fell asleep but even from my dream world I could still hear her droning on - anyway apparently she used to love the programme and it was a really funny one. Her and one of her friends used to pretend they were them - Mummy was Edina and her friend was Patsy. How cute is my mum and her imaginery world eh?

Hello

Well what have I been up to this week? Mummy found a lump on the back of my head so took me off to see Dr Who again (I like to pretend!) it was o.k. though the doc said it was because I had a cold and it had come up and should go back down soon. Phew as mummy and daddy were really worried about me. I am off out to lunch today to a Museum - I am looking forward to that as I love going there and seeing all mummys friends. Saw G-Man and Peppa this morning and Nanny and Grandad, they all thought I was amazing because I can bounce in time to music in the door way bouncer - they think I am so clever - oh they know me so well!

YAY

I had a brill day Saturday. Mummy and daddy went out so I went to my best friend in the whole world's house - G-Man. We had such a laugh. I was so tired when I left as I just laughed and played all day.

Great Grandad

Well I had a lovely time yesterday again when I went to see my grandparents as my Great grandad was still there - he is so funny and loves me - but then whats not to love!

My new toy

Well my daddy put up this new contraption and I have to say I rather like it. It is a bouncy thing - bit like a bungee I believe - well I am into extreme sports after all. I loved it.

Brill Weekend

Oh we have had such a lovely weekend and yesterday we went to my Nanny and Grumps house and we had a beautiful BBq - well the others did I had a jar of food - not as nice but it did me o.k. I had my pic taken with my great grandad he is 91!

BBQ

Well I had a late night last night. We had a BBq and my best friend G-Man was there and Auntie Amanda and their kids. Brill - Daddy got his hose out and soaked everyone!!! Daddy threw Auntie Amanda in the swimming pool and Amanda soaked G-Man with the hose - it was very funny, It would of been funnier if I hadn't get splattered too but it was very hot so I was glad to be cooled down.

BOTTS THAT DOO LUNCH

Well I would like everyone to know what a big boy I am. First of all I had a huge drama Monday - I had to go to the doctors as Mummy said I had a terrible cough and was barking like a dog - how exciting. Anyway I went to the doctors (I was expecting to see Dr Who but apparently I got that wrong). Anyway they think I may have asthma so I have my very own inhaler - oh how grown up am I. Today Mummy took me out to see my Auntie Ruthie-Babes and we went and did lunch. Isn't it hot - just for the record I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT - get it? Yep I HATE IT.

Little Bott's BIG Weekend

No fans I haven't been to Glastonbury, way too much mud for my clean little bott. No I have had loads of fun. Well Yesterday I went to Auntie Amandas for breakfast and before you ask - not a glass of champagne in sight! I had rice pudding, very yummy though and I had my first drink out a tommy tippee cup that Auntie Amanda had treated me too. Played a bit with best friend then at lunch time I had a social engagement - I went to a friends Birthday Bash at Auntie Tracys. It was wonderful, for the first time I played pin the tail on the donkey, musical statues - which I have to say I beat two people at and pass the parcel, when the bag came round I grabbed hold of it with my feet and would not let it go! That'll teach them ha ha. Well what else - the food, the food was divine - I had mini chocolate eclairs (mummy thought I would not be able to eat them and just gave me the cream, I ate one to myself later though) and Jelly and Icecream - oh that was very yummy and I liked that alot. Oh and last night I have to report that I turned over on my tummy for the first time - I feel like such a grown up. Well until next time from my little world of bott...........

Wots a Wotsit?

Well I have had such a social whirl of engagements. The other day I went to my Auntie Tracys house and she fed me my first Wotsits - I never knew what they were but mummy said they turned my poo orange!!! Yesterday I had a lovely day, I went to see my Granny and Grandad and then I went to see Auntie Amanda and my best friend G-Man - I had a chuckle fest. I am about to go to see them again this morning for breakfast, I wonder what I shall have? - Egg and Bacon? Champagne and Scrambled Eggs? Scrambled Eggs and Smoked Salmon? The list is endless, wow I shall just wait and see, I cannot wait. Report back later.

New experiences

Wow I have had some more new experiences. I went out for breakfast on Monday to where my Auntie Amanda works (see pic) and my best friend The G-Man was there and he fed me my breakfast, I felt very grown up sat up at the table like a proper grown up boy. This morning I tried Ready Brek (well a cheap version) and it was o.k., not as nice as my baby cereal but it filled a hole. So I have had a really good week seeing Auntie Amanda and G-Man, yesterday i had a nice day with Daddy as Mummy and Auntie Tracy went out for the day to meet some friends David and Mary and their Dog. Auntie Tracy is not happy at the moment with Mummy as she keeps nagging her but it is only because she loves her like we all do. Auntie T - I am sending you a milky wilky kiss to cheer you up. Today we are having a duvet and pyjama day - well me and my sister and brother are dressed but mummy is still in her pj's - this is not a new experience lol. Mummy is eating chocolate brownies and watching her On The Buses DVD she has borrowed from Auntie A - I am not aloud any choc brownies - Auntie T can you have a word!!!!

Good one Dad

Happy Fathers Day Daddy. Hope you have a great day, I'll try not to cry too much today lol. On a more personal note, I am led watching Ben 10 oh and I tried my first bowl of Cornflakes on Friday - I am not sure what to make of them actually so any comments and help in this matter is gratefully appreciated.

Gavin and Stacey

Auntie Tracy has left me heartbroken - she has broken the news that after the series of Gavin and Stacey that there filming at the moment there won't be any more - sniff sniff. We are watching the Christmas episode and of course my favourite is Niel - go baby go. Auntie Tracys favourite is Smithy and Mummys favourite is Ness, well actually they like them all......

Hey

Well I have had some really good times lately, yesterday I got to see one of my friends then I saw my best friend G-Man, then my auntie Tracy who fed me lots of choc buttons - brilliant. Today I tried shreddies for the first time and also Mummy has enroled me for Playschool to start in January 2011 - how grown up am I!

I'M IN LOVE

Well I have had the most amazing weekend. Not only did I go swimming for the first time on Friday but yesterday I went to a party and met a girl. She was 12 weeks old so 3 months younger than myself - hope that doesnt make me a cradle snatcher! LOL. She looked at me and gave a little girl burp and I looked at her and did a big manly boy burp - and it was love. I don't know if I shall ever see her again but it was nice while it lasted.

My 1st Swim

Mummy says I have lost my cute little baby cry and turned into a proper screamer - whatever that means. Daddy and Mummy took me and my sister swimming today - I had never been before. It was absolutely brilliant and I loved it, I am a definate water baby.

Phew

Wow guess what - today I had success! I went for some jabs but when I got there they said I had already had them. Mummy said I had but she got a letter that said I hadn't - yippeee - I got away with that one.

Auntie Amanda

Well I have had kind of a strange day, I am constipated so not at all happy. Auntie Amanda came to see me today and gave me a cuddle because I was feeling quite grumpy and mummy told me off so I was so not amused, anyone would think I am the only one in this house thats grumpy! I'm hardly ever grumpy I was just having a bad hair day.

YOUR HIRED

Sorry, I am in an Alan Sugar mood today, Mummy and Auntie Tracy have just made me sit through four episodes of the Apprentice. Mummy says Alan Sugar is her new heroe and has started talking in all these business terms it is very funny. Well I was good for Auntie Tracy sat night and so I got my chocolate that she promised me. Auntie Tracy I have just one thing to say to you 'After only giving me eight tiny pieces of chocolate, you could of done with giving me alot more so I am going to have to say Auntie Tracy - your fired' I am pointing my finger at you as I am typing this! (Not really Auntie T just kidding with you, I couldn't really fire you I love you too much.)

I AM SO FUNNY!

Mummy and Daddy never go out and last night they went out with the family for a meal and Auntie Tracy babysat. I stayed up late cuddling Auntie T. Mummy never drinks so it went straight to her head. There was alot of stumbling and fumbling going on last night whilst I was trying to sleep. I heard Mummy saying that as I had a late night I would sleep in in the morning - oh really? - Nope! I woke up even earlier just for a laugh. Mummy did not look too well but she got up all the same. Naughty Daddy has gone off marshalling so mummy had to look after us kids with a hangover it is really funny. I am making sure I am doing lots of pooey nappies and crying very loudly - that will teach her for wanting to go out.

This world is full of crazy people

Well what has happened in the world of bott today? I went to see my best friend in all the world today - Uncle Geoffrey - GMan for short. He is slightly older than me and is very amusing. He is very clever because he can walk and talk and everything -the clever boy. (Although I can use the computer better than him so there). He is married to Auntie Amanda who fed me my breakfast. Then I sat down to watch some serious TV - Big Cook Little Cook - I think I want to be a chef - Mummy got most excited at the thought as she likes Marco Pierre White, much to Daddys disgust.

Then we went to see Nanny and Grandad and looked at the pond and a frog chased my sister, she was screaming, it was hillarious.

Coming home I told mummy I was pining for my Auntie Tracy so she took me over for a quick cuddle etc. Auntie Tracy is naughty and always feeds me chocolate and chocolate pudding, yep love visiting that house.

Best Moment of the day - watching my sister being attacked by a frog.
Worst Moment of the day - Mother putting me in a pink bib that says 'I love Pink' - what is that all about? She is obviously confusing me with herself? See told you she was weird.

The pictures are me and GMan and Me on the computer with Auntie T doing my blog - see told you I am a child genius!

Welcome to my little world

Hello Welcome to my world. My name is Little Bott (well obviously it is not my real name unless my parents were weirdo's, well yes they are but you know what I mean). It is my undercover name. I am only 6 months old so I do not want my parents to know I am really a child genius that can use the computer - my mother would never make a cup of tea again - so hence my under cover name.

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I am the third child of two wonderful parents, completely daft but lovely all the same. My two older siblings adore me and I adore them and I cannot wait until I can join them getting up to lots of mischief. Well what else - my favourite meal is Butternut squash oh and I tried Jelly for the first time today and yep it passed the Little Bott test. Well I am signing off now as I am being whisked up stairs to bed. I must admit I am pretty tired, I have had a hard day.